Slut

I arranged for a friend to get his car fixed.  A new stereo system with navigational system, blue tooth and iPod connection together with front and rear sensors were fixed.  All for his son who is just going to sit for a public exam in a few weeks time.  Kids nowadays are so damn lucky.

The shop attendant explained and took my friend through the finer steps of operating the system.  At the end of the session this transpired:

Attendant:    Your son is married?
Friend:         No. He is still schooling. Why?
Me:              (Looked puzzled.  My friend looks so young,.
                    How can his son be married?)
Attendant:    If he is married he must come and see me.  I need to explain further.
                   The process of using the bluetooth is a little more complicated.
Friend:         Really? How come?
Me:              (I think I know where the attendant is coming from now.)
Attendant:    If his wife is in the car and his girlfriend calls,
                    he is going to get into trouble.  How is he going to answer?
                    Besides there will be a lot to answer to the wife.
                    Even if he has a girlfriend, it is dangerous.
                    The other girlfriends' gonna call to.
                    (He continued with the whole works of the different
                    situations and scenarios) 

Whether you are from this side or the other side of the fence, the beast in us never changes.  That is why we are the male species.  Our physical needs sometimes get the better of us. 

Today I was reminded that this slutty behaviour happens to both side of the divide, either you are gay or not.